Fri
May
8
Learning to Breathe
I now know what it feels like to have your head explode. My allergies are killing my ability to breathe through my nose. So now, thanks to mother nature, I am a temporary mouth breather. You have no idea how low this makes me feel. I should just give myself a mullet and get on the next plane so I can be a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Mouth breathers are by far the lowest of people on earth.
